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elaine [she/it]@leminal.space to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

[PizzaCake] jokes

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[PizzaCake] jokes

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elaine [she/it]@leminal.space to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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bluesky sauce

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    2 months ago

    John Fetterman?

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    i would love to go back to a time where comics weren’t about nazis but sadly life is full of nazis in power right now stripping peoples rights.

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      2 months ago

      Vodka helps

    • x00z@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      They will go away just like they did in the past, after the Nazis lose.

      • ViceroTempus@lemmy.world
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        And they will only lose once we’re properly armed and organized.

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    2 months ago

    Charlie Kirk.

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      2 months ago

      Wish it was Elon.

      • ViceroTempus@lemmy.world
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        Personally I want Elon to get Gaddafi’d. Seems like a fitting end. Though I’m not super picky in how he bites it, just that he does.

        • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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          I would like Elon Musky to get blasted into space with one his rockets instead of coming back to Earth. Musky floats off into space. We can all take pride in the fact, that Musky will be so high on his own farts that he would think he could fix the problem. Then, just maybe, there will be a moment of crushing self-realization when Musky realizes that he can’t fix the issue cause he doesn’t have the skill, just like the rest of his life.

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    2 months ago

    … blueberry popsicle?

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    2 months ago

    A dead nazi!

  • Shih_Tzu_Farts@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    Eh, pizza cake just ain’t for me

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      2 months ago

      You are welcome to that opinion. Welcome to Lemmy! I see your account is a day old and has two comments and both are about what you don’t like.

      I’d love you to enjoy your time in this social experiment, so let’s shift: what are your favorite things? I personally think that there’s more community value to everyone in finding what we share.

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    2 months ago

    Charlie Kirk

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      2 months ago

      He looked red all over the last time I saw him.

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        Leaned left in the end.

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    Cool message but from the mouth of a sexist I don’t really care to hear it.

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      Yeah. To anyone that isn’t a teenager, she’s fucking horrible.

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      Did she say genocide is wrong at some point? Because it’s clear that you hate her.

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    I remember when jokes used to be funny and not just a disguise for being an asshole.

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      I remember when lemmy wasn’t reddit.

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        Before your instance existed? ;)

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          Someone’s been murdered!

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        I thought Lemmy was all reddit refugees?

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      So do I, and that was 2 minutes ago when I read this comic and all the butthurt children crying in the comments.

      and not just a disguise for being an asshole.

      Go cry more snowflake, or try to find something you don’t feel attacks your poor widdle feewings. If you think she’s being an asshole, that says a whole lot more about you than her. Mainly it tells everyone that you feel seen in the comic, so good job telling on yourself.

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      Killing Nazis and making fun of dead Nazis is the opposite of being an asshole.

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      Do jokes about nazis hurt your feelings?

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        Is this really a joke about Nazis? This is really just more commentary on people complaining about her not making jokes “anymore” – as if she ever really did.

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          What do you think she’s talking about in the last panel?

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            What do you think she’s talking in the first panel?

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      It’s typical pizzacale slop. It’s not meant to be funny. It’s just meant to be worshipped by 14 year old kids that think it’s deep.

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        Haha dead Nazis isn’t deep… which is right where they all deserve to be buried.

        EYOOOOOO

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          Better joke than she made,. honestly.

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        Ya. It’s not as bad as, say, Custard Fist, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a funny one. And then of course saying it’s stupid obviously makes you a nazi.

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      Hi. I’m from the 80s. I do not remember this magical time.

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        The guy complaining about people being mean to nazis is obviously a nazi, but there’s been a lot of comedy that wasn’t just a disguise for being an asshole, if you’re from the 80s you remember Richard Pryor.

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          Only from Superman III which came out, let’s look that up, goodness, mere days before I was born.

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            Aw man, you’ve missed out, its not too late though.

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    The frozen toilet discharge from air raft? Pretty sure that’s basically the same as any other answer

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    I know that the answer isn’t ICE…

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    Blueberry sorbet?

    Anyway, I much prefer jokes about nazis. Especially threatening ones.

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    Erase speech bubbles and one’d think that’s something from Obsession.

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    deleted by creator

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      Yep, so glad she’s revered here. Her endless wit and positioning herself on the opposite end of an obvious debate really warms me towards the idea that she’s not just victim propping herself for clicks. Love her.

      Edit: I should add, fuck all Nazis. But also down with pizzacake and her weak ass sauce.

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        Had me at the first half, bot gonna lie

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          bot gonna lie indeed

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    Frozen oxygen?

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