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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

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No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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    6 days ago

    Buy ram and nvidia stock

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    give up, nothing matters and continuing isnt worth it.

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Buy a house right now.

  • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip
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    6 days ago

    Grow a spine and book the therapy appointment.

  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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    6 days ago

    Start trying now, it’s going to take longer than expected

  • galacticworm@piefed.social
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    7 days ago

    She is seeing someone else, start planning

  • invertedspear@lemmy.zip
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    8 days ago

    Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.

    • lonefighter@sh.itjust.works
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      8 days ago

      I’m so sorry

  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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    8 days ago

    “I’m going in dry”

  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 days ago

    Make shure you do administrative stuff well ahead of deadlines, then double and triple check you actually did it.

  • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 days ago

    You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

    • AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah but you’ll have a lot less drugs if you stop spending your money on it

  • AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t invite any of your family to your wedding, the sooner you sever all ties from your family, the better.

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    My message is, don’t bother trying to help democrats. It’s a thankless and fruitless mission that ends in this.

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    Don’t fucking marry her you idiot.

    • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      I was there five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen twenty and thirty years ago, and I said that to them. I was right. But it didn’t help.

      Don’t beat yourself up, it takes a lot of guts to love.

  • the_q@piefed.social
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    Stop the house from burning down on April 18th, 2024 at 5AM.

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      Sorry to hear that, do you know how it started?

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        Officially bad electrical.

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          Man that is scary. I’ve turned down some jobs to do fairly easy electrical stuff after I saw the attic had three sets of convoluted wires everywhere set up in a haphazard fashion, and not grounded. Some of the plugs had the neutral wired to the ground to fool the testers the city inspectors use to test.

          I am not an electrician, didn’t want to be blamed if a fire did happen from that shithole, (full of cockroaches too.) It’s also against the law there, only if I was the owner and there weren’t renter would it be legal to do my own work and even then in that city idk.

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            It was bad. I lost my wife, fil, 2 cats and a dog that morning.

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              Very very sorry

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              Oh my god I am so sorry to hear that. What a nightmare. I should put a dog door in my place just in case. I am so sorry for your loss, that is a worst nightmare.

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    CLS’s stock price will increase by 3,860.57% over the next five years.

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      Put as much money into your index funds and don’t stop until October 13th, 2026. Then convert it all to cash.

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        Wait what happens on October 14?

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          8 days ago

          Clearly someone from five years in Semisimian’s future just gave him the inside scoop.

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