it’s just military advertisement to get more young recruits in
The title reads like OOP is also a bot/sockpuppet.
It doesn’t quite flow like proper low-literacy American English, but someone who diligently studied insta posts from that demographic.
Sounds like an average American teenager with a D in English to me.
Ya got me!
omg I didn’t realize that was an official emoji
Haha thanks for using it. I’ll be inflicting it upon everyone now
Alright then, keep your secrets. What emoji?
Wish Android can display these new Apple’s emoji drop. It’s funny asf.
Well. I am on Android. I’m using the Summit lemmy app
But the emoji is great and I love it
Thanks for clearing that up :D this guy looks funny as hell 😂
Doesn’t it?? It’s adorable and definitely conveys my feelings at times
Glad I could straighten out the confusion
spoiler
I am not a bot. Nor do I use insta. Lol
No not you! Original OP, as in whoever wrote the title in your image. Sorry for the confusion /gen
Oh, derp. Lol
Thoughts and prayers for all serving in the UHG ARU in these difficult times.
There’s something amusing, about the idea of these MAGA lumps shelling out their beer money to see what amounts to a very elaborate cartoon.
Conservatism. Grifting grifters grifting grifting grifters.
Good soldiers follow orders looking mother fuckers. Though they are significantly less attractive than Temuera Morrison.
This picture made me both physically and spiritually ill.
Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!
Plus, she consumed a lot of water and stole a lot of art!
Maybe she’s X Æ A-12’s sister. I didn’t know Elon Musk had another daughter.
He’s had like 6 since then. That we know of. Probably.
Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!
You may think this is some “gotcha”, but the image is clearly mirrored, and U.RA.ΩHY is a perfectly normal name here in AⴓeⰃ⫝c≜.
what about AΓR.U. though… Or 4R.U. (who has one tooth that is way more prominent than the others)
I like the one that has a sickle in her name/ identification number and weird spider thumbs
Are you implying this is AI? I’m confused, there are no hallmarks in this image of AI.
Look at the phones and the hands holding them. Identical.
And the fact two people are taking the selfie at all is bizarre.
- One – Obvious.
- Multiple but spaced out over time – Maybe strange, but makes some sense if you want to use them locally and don’t want to wait to have it sent to you.
- Everyone doing it – Makes sense as a humorous gimmick.
- Exactly two people out of a group of five?
- As you said, same phone, so zero technical quality difference.
- Basically the same angle.
- The rear one will probably capture the first phone in her shot.
- Looks stupid as fuck.
That’s the biggest tell. Everything looks suspiciously “samey”
Also the hair is very odd and the heads are too small for the bodies.
As a 6’4” man with a size S hat size I feel attacked
Is your name Zippy?
Sorry bud, youre a clanker now.
And the phones have weird extra spots above and below the offset camera
Cpl. YHQ.AR.U up front. It’s getting better for sure but it’s not perfect.
It’s not her fault that her parents were brother and sister.
Or Elon Musk
Female soldiers need to tie their hair up in uniform too. Its like seeing marines with an untucked shirt.
Wait, what?! Do females need to your up their hair and men do not? No matter the length of either persons hair?
Men can’t have hair below the ear at all
Bat. Shit. Crazy.
What’s crazy about requiring short hair in the military? I’m an old hippy with long hair - trust me, that shit gets in my eyes and mouth when it’s windy or I’m doing something at an odd angle, and I’m not even trying to do anything with guns or explosives! More surprising that they let women grow it out only to require it be pinned up anyway!
The hair rule is not weird at all. It’s the different standards for different people that’s completely bonkers. What would a hairstyle be more problematic on one head but not the other?
That’s what I would say also if I was subscribed to these AI broads’ AI onlyfans.
Pardon?
You can tell because the one in the middle has no butthole.
Silly, we determined in second grade that girls don’t poop because none of them have buttholes. Anal sex for straights is a myth, like birds or the NRA.
Look at the names on their clothing
Sergeant Yhilar.u.
Sergeant A5r.u.
What’s fascinating is the constant worry about trans and women not being able to serve be cause they couldn’t possibly. But somehow, that is fine be cause they’re pretty? Just another example of the inconsistency in their thinking.
I figured out a couple years ago that pointing out the hypocrisy doesn’t phase them. Some of them even enjoy having some leftie mad at them, it emboldens them.
Because hypocrisy is irrelevant or sometimes even the point. Their goal is to say that our group good, theirs bad. When we do it, it’s OK. When they do it, it’s bad. Doesn’t matter what it is. We do good things, they do bad.
Ah. Well you see I was raised to think that the US was an egalitarian society, that hard work leads to success, that people should be measured by their actions.
And I believed it. My bad, that’s on me.
Conservatives: I’m anti abortions! It should be illegal! It’s against God!
Also conservatives: pushes stripper / underage daughter to take an abortion so the wife won’t find out.
The Alabama Protocol. 👍
Because it is different for them. It’s justified for them personally. But everyone else is going to hell.
Why does it look ai generated?
I guess it just really do be like that sometimes.
Because it is! Look at the text on their chest rig, and their are two girls taking the same photo, with the same phone, holding it the exact same. I’m sure their are more but that’s just what jumped out at me
There are more of these, uniforms with Jessica on them…uh, they don’t put first names on uniforms. The Bone Spur Batallion wouldn’t get that.
This Elite force looks like they would invade the enemy and brutally block them on Facebook.
It’s the same hand holding the same phone, but it is in there twice. Not even the perspective has changed. That’s one easy giveaway.
Me, an intellectual, “no I am quite certain Illinois hasn’t deployed anyone.”
Random thought: I think the US higher echelon tech already has AI that knows how to spell and count fingers.
Civilians are usually about 10 years behind.
It’s kinda scary am I going off the deep end? Am I a schizophrenic now?
No, you aren’t at all. Mili-tech far outpaces civili-tech.
The hands alone are a dead giveaway. The fingers still look wring and the phone hold finger spacing would make Rachmaninoff blush.
Edit:
After another closer look, it isn’t as bad for finger spacing, but certainly doesn’t look human, IMO.
Still trying to read those names…
YH omega h aru
Like a modern toxic masculinity weeb
None of the names are legible and the front two are both showing a one star general ranking.
That I did notice, but my eyes are always drawn first to hands for obvious detection reasons.
For me it was the lower right figure. The finger length thumb just put my brain on instant repulsion.
What? You don’t like double length thumb knuckle girls??
Oh god! Just noticed that and it’s horrifying!
Is it supposed to be TV behind them or a window? You decide!
What makes you say it’s a TV?
The blinds on the side wall are either the skinniest I’ve ever seen or are blocked by the “TV”
The blinds are rolled up along the top.
Yeah, it is bizarre. I’m on desktop so I opened the pic in a new tab, opened it to full height, and there are what look like a set of dark brown horizontal slat blinds compressed at the top as if raised (it’s flat-fronted so not a roll), then behind that another set of lighter brown horizontal slats down the right side as if lowered, and a square of glass in front of both.
Their AI decorator is . . . conflicted.
Do they not have blinds in your country?
blinds
pokes my eyes out
“well now I can’t see, thanks a lot”
