38-years-old, max, unless he’s some kind of freak with a different number of fingers on each hand.
He’s definitely not some kind of freak.
That really doesn’t look like the hairline of a 38 year old to me.
What do you think his hands look like on odd numbered years?
That’s when the “tie-breaker” comes into play
He grew so many fingers for nothing! He could count way more efficient with the fingers at hand cough.
I.e. the sumerians used to count to 60+ with 2 hands. They and their sexagesimal system.

You could also do binary and count up to 31 on 1 hand or 1023 or both hands.
His mother was a venus fly trap.

I think I’ve seen this image before AI but the joke was about how artists convey movement. That smear frames look really weird in a static image
At this point, AIs are better at getting the number of fingers correct than some humans
I’m sick of these AI slop images.
Stephen King novel idea: You are born without fingers, you grow a new one for every year you’ve been alive.

But the fingers don’t just grow on your hands
Why he look like Warren Jeffs tho

Good use of Scary Shiny Glasses 👍
Ah, the Chernobyl generation.
Sea anemone fingers!
Somebody looked outside
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