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one screws in clockwise and another anticlockwise
Which one to use depends on which hemisphere you were born, of course.
I believe in this context it’s femisphere
And the phase of the moon.
I can’t remember which countries say anticlockwise but I’m used to counterclockwise.
The left one goes into the left ovary, the right into the right ovary. S is for “straight ahead”.
Omg it all makes sense now
🤯
TIL
Fun fact: The L and the R don’t actually mean “Large” and “regular”. they stand for “Lotta Blood” and “REALLY lotta blood”. So it’s reversed. Gotta be careful about that.
One goes in the left hole one goes in the right hole… Obviously.
Found the kangaroo!
It’s her preference. Limp or Rigid.
That’s what she said.
It’s thread type. One is screwed clockwise, the other counterclockwise
Like a duck!
Left pussy and right pussy. Depending on which one is your dominant pussy that you period from.
So its like with nostrils, that at any given moment you have one that is more open and it switches every so often?
There is a lot of yoga about these.
Seriously, I wanna know. Is it size? Or… flow?
Regular and large?
Large and Rrrrrrreally Large?
What is “G” for then?
Grand, comes with pillars of lapis lazuli, decorated golden arches and deep blue carpets
Grande, as in volume of blood to absorb expressed in Starbucks cup sizes? (S, T, G, V)?
I don’t know if those things have size… length? Girth? Both?
They are different sizes but they are rated by how much they can absorb, L is light flow, R regular
I dont buy tampons except as a secondary backup now that I use a cup, but I’ve never seen this. I just look at the 1-5 little drops of blue liquid…
And cups DO come in different (extremely inconsistent) sizes.
what’s the S someone implied existed elsewhere in the thread?
Super
The S stands for “shit” and it gets stuck somewhere else…
Confusing that L could be interpreted as Large size and Light flow. Surely you would know what is meant by looking at the packaging (or maybe feeling this particular one). I hope for the person in need of it that they won’t have to guess in a case like this.
At least they are not marked as inflammable.
It’s a blob of cotton and plastic. It burns pretty well even before you soak it in whiskey.
I’m guessing they learn this very early. It’s only confusing to those of us without the need for them.
Depends on the brand but mostly difference in girth aka material to soak up things.
If you felt them, you’d realize the Super one does have more girth than the Light one, in order to absorb more before it starts leaking. I don’t know why it never occurred to me the use the same/opposite letters as Small /Large, probably because I first learned them back when companies wrote whole words on their packaging.
Okay, serious answer here. Please don’t believe these other jokers (except for the ones who posted the serious and sensible links.)
Here's how it goes.
Not getting into the actual mechanics of how periods work, the system is pretty simple. It’s “Light, Regular, and Super”.
Most period-havers I know typically have a light flow on their first day as a little warning that the next two or three days (or seven, if you’re a REALLY lucky genetic lottery winner) are gonna be basically Noah’s First Plague.
After the really rough part of the downpour has dried out, you’re supposed to downshift from Super to Regular, then down to Light or just use pantiliners until the bleeding stops.
Most folks use Supers or pads at night, or if they’re planning on doing something where bathroom breaks aren’t guaranteed, like long road trips or theater performances. Never leave one in for longer than 8 hours. You have a slight risk of developing something called Toxic Shock Syndrome where a sudden explosion of bacterial growth can send you on a potentially one-way trip to the ER. (Not very likely, literally 1 in 1000 odds. But 0 sounds pretty good to me, so I never leave them in for too long.
Size does NOT matter here, capacity does. And so does application. Every tampon will absorb moisture, but if you put in a Super on a Light day, it can lead to some seriously uncomfortable dryness. Everyone has their own preference for brands and type, since some may have ingredients (like fragrances or residual cotton pesticides or certain kinds of plastic) they’re allergic to. Or, y’know, boycotting Unilever or Procter & Gambel is also pretty based.
If you’re asked to pick up a box, the person issuing the fetch quest will make those specifications for you. If you wanna score extra points on the quest reward, ask them if they want Midol too. It’s usually in the pharmacy section, roughly in the same area as Aleve and Tylenol.
Hope that clears it up.
I assume it’s for Large, Regular, Small
I love people coming in, apparently with no knowledge, and giving an incorrect answer. This wouldn’t even have been hard to look up, but you just couldn’t help but assume you were correct, just like the person in the OP.
They said “I ASSUME” for a reason, they didn’t said to be right, they said they assume, it’s so fucking easy to just ignore the comments that say “i assume XYZ” if you want an answer
I think it’s more fun to see people’s creative answers and get a good chuckle.
It is funny, just like the OP. Part of why it’s funny is that people can be so wrong but assume they’re right enough that they want to share with the world. I’m glad they do, but it’s crazy to me.
It’s good we have you here. Your ability to use context clues really came in clutch. Don’t have to worry about finding someone who uses these alien devices to explain them.
I kind of needed it cause i never hear “regular” as a size, only “medium”, so i was hung up on the R
It is incorrect. Light, regular, super, not large, regular, small.
S is for Super, not small. Light, regular, super, etc. It’s for flow, not for size.
I always found “super” pretty funny.
“So how’s your period flow?”
“Super!”
Kinda expect the next option to be “magnificent”, “über” or something like that.Is it an american thing? Pretty sure in Australia it’s “heavy”.
Super would be weird, as you say.
Super absorbancy or something along those lines.
It explains the absorber rather than the flow. I’ve mostly stared at pads my life, but it’s the same wording
Just for context I’m Danish, so it’s not just an American thing
I think L is Light
Why make a random guess if you don’t know? 😅 you can just wait for a woman who knows to give the actual answer lol
it’s about the flow. L stands for Light, R is Regular
Tampons wick away fluid, it’s their primary purpose. Vaginas are never meant to be dry. If you wear a tampon that is designed to wick away a lot of moisture on a low flow day it will dry you out which may cause an infection and lead to toxic shock syndrome - TSS. The L is low, R is regular, but higher ones exists. The goal is to use the lowest absorbancy necessary.
Left and right fallopian tubes.
Oh it’s about which hand you use to insert them - like left handed vs right handed scissors!
I wonder why more mensing people haven’t switched to discs. I see them more frequently for sale in a growing number of places. TSS freaks me out just hearing about it. Glad my lady mate went the disc route.
I was so confused by what you meant until I realized that people also call menstrual cups, menstrual discs.
It’s obviously about the political spectrum. They have tampons for left wing pussies and for right wing cunts.
I don’t often bookmark comments but this one, this one is gold
Always knew both sides were the same.
Ahh the old horseshoe dildo theory
Its for when lesbians try to beat the period level on co-op, so they know which side of the screen they get. “S” is for single player.
Huh, I thought S was for scissors? /s
It’s called lip syncing now.
When they kiss they speak in tongues
I read an interview with an escort with two vaginas. She used one for business and one for pleasure. No joke. 😅
I have a wife and can confirm it’s the size, i.e. regular or large. If you have a large cooter, then you use the large. Smaller women use the regular or small.
I’m maybe getting whooshed here, but it’s light, regular and super. They are different sizes, but it’s determined by the flow level of the day, not body or vagina size.
So many people will use a combination of absorbency levels over the course of the period. There is also super+ and super++.
No no, I’m certain. I do have a wife after all. I’m practically an expert
That’s awesome. Is she single?
I have a buddy with a wife, so I know it can take a while to go from wife to single. Months, or more :(
Lmao. Nope.
