I start out facing away while I test the water on my not so delicate skin until I acclimate, or make whatever adjustments needed. Then I alternate depending on where I’m washing. I tend to handle my hair last, which always leads to a cascade of shampoo and conditioner foam down in all the crevices which then need to be rinsed again.
Why not hair first? I always do hair first, top to bottom.
I do hair, face, then conditioner in hair and let it set while I scrub the rest. Then rinse top down.
It would make sense to do hair first… but I think the reason I generally do it last is because while I’m waiting on the water/body acclimation, I’m already slathering with soap and as a result, hair care is pushed to the back as a result.
I rotate like a döner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
Denn döner macht schöner
I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
yeah I was gonna say. half one side half the other but not split in just two like that. I mean how do you rinse all the soap if you don’t hit both sides?
I scrunch down in the shower tray like a spatchcock chicken.
Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.

Relativistically accurate
I spin too… have you ever tried spinning in opposite direction… really fucks with your head.
Depends what I’m scrubbing
… What??
I think your question just broke my brain.Do you not rotate?
I turn around so both sides can get clean…
Why didn’t I think of that?
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
Yes.
Both, I installed a double shower.
I face it and try to conquer the fear. Then I turn the shower on and swap between facing towards and away while the water warms up
Predominantly away, unless whatever cleaning I’m doing requires otherwise.
What makes you think I shower?
The water comes from above you… How do you face towards or away from it?
Most showerheads I’ve seen are attached to the wall some way or another, so it always comes from an angle.
I actually find straight down to be really annoying and always struggle to keep water from streaming down into my eyes and face. I find the slight angle from a wall mounted shower head much more versatile for cleaning and comfort.
That’s some weird American thing.
Most countries normally have their showerheads on a cord that you can grab and direct wherever you want. Plus, occasionally, a wall-mounted one added to it. But you can just put the corded shower on a mount to the same effect.
Having a corded shower is pretty much the only way to wash properly without wasting tonnes of water.



That’s some weird American thing.
Or public showers at gyms.
I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.
You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.










