I need the bean virus
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this is the exact kind of prank i’d pull on my family except they’re all logged into the same accounts i am. and i’m too broke to afford a second doordash.
The bean virus spreads quickly through Lemmy. Beware.
beanware!
Somebody get me another god damn John Mcafee.
Sign me the fuck up!
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Damn, beans sure are great!
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I’m going to save this for when I go on my killing spree. I can pick up some kidney beans on my way back from mushroom foraging.
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I had some friends in high school who thought it was really funny to leave loaves of bread in peoples’ mailboxes. When one guy asked about it, they told him it was from the government.
I love pranks like this - completely off the wall, nobody gets hurt
now all they need is some of that gubbahmint cheese to make a badass grilled cheese.
I would legit buy that brick-o’-cheese right now if I could find it in a store
Boycott Goya!
Noooo!
I still remember when that happened. I worked at a grocery store at the time and so many MAGA came and bought so much Goya by the case. Never saw them by those ever again even when they did get beans (many of them were regulars and it was a small store so there was only ever 1 cashier on duty at any time unless it got busy).
They’re also just gross.
I don’t remember how it happened but I wound up with one can of Goya and one can of (I think) Hanover Butter Beans.
The Goya beans were slimy, smushed, having fewer and overall shittier beans compared to the other brand.
So fuck Goya for everything you said but also fuck them for having a shit ass product.
No wonder Trump promoted them I guess
Yup, came here to say this.
I love beans, this would be a very useful prank if someone did it to me
Bro my vegetarian ass is like 30% black beans by volume. Someone please infect me with the beans virus
Black beans could probs turn me vego ngl lol
Looks like Brer Rabbit really hates beans you guys
Brushing is an actual scam / deceitful practice, which involves receiving items you didn’t order
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brushing_(e-commerce)
It doesn’t usually happen with beans
TIL. I got an unexplained bidet addressed to me once, and concluded my spouse was trying to drop a hint.
They know it is coming from OP but keep the ruse going to avoid crushing what they consider OPs only source of self gratification and pleasure going on in OPs otherwise unremarkable life.
Yeah, I’ve heard people have to resort to some crazy stuff once porn stops working for them
Linux isn’t that bad
They’re actually smart to be wary of computer viruses. It just seems mean to take advantage of their ignorance of them like that, unless they’re assholes and deserve it.
Based
I think Lemmy has contracted the beans virus a few times.
Yeah, it’s a gateway virus to corn.
Yeah we’ve bean there.
The antibeanotics never seem to clear it up.
