Which siblings are her parents?
That’s gotta be a confidence boost for her.
Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.
Is that the GameStop girl?!
The digits come from the π numer 3,141592…? As a nod to the international day of π?
LOCKHEED MARTIN MENTIONED!
Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I’ll watch the news religiously.
She does powerlifting too.
we’re in.
Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?
Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don’t consider myself a fascist frog expert
You mean there’s a version of Pepe that isn’t like that?
The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.
Here’s my favourite Pepe:

It’s hard to describe great art but ya always know it when ya see it.
OG pepe was in fact a silly lil guy and that’s about all 🤷♂️. But then!
Oh no. (another good art btw, cautiously confident saying not-fascist…so far squint)
hasn’t been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it’s the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.
Reminds me of a post on Lemmy a while back about a guy wearing a shirt like this:

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience
doot…doot…!
Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!
Finally
I’m once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.
Not a chud but… I’d like to hear the explanation anyway. What’s a goth?



More like this, though technically goth is firstly a music based subculture so if you wanted to you could wear cargo shorts and polo and call yourself a goth if you listen to goth bands, but goth fashion has become it’s own thing and is usually what people refer to when they call someone goth.
And goth fashion is very Victorian influenced with dark and accoult theming and lots of corsets, lace and frills white or often white or very pale foundation with rather extreme black eye makeup and or lipstick and certain hairstyles like the bats nest.
Honestly it’s a bit hard to put into definitive words and it’s mostly a general vibe you get from them, but if you grow up in alternative social circles you are able to tell different sub culture fashion apart even if you can’t explain it precisely.
“I need a cigarette.”

I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.
Nimis cito, vir, nimis cito.
Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:
Yeah the thing about alt subcultures being particularly common in such areas is reak
Dudes seeing a woman in black: “Is this a goth?”

It’s only goth if they’re Germanic people from a former Roman province, otherwise it’s just sparkling depression.
Correction: she’s wearing black and has visible tattoos.
I think she was the star of the movie “the girl with the bicentennial asshole”. It’s a cheeky porn parody of bicentennial man, I think they even used AI to insert Robin Williams as every male performer in the film.
🤨
Wth

On Etsy???

I haven’t watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I’ve been missing?!
Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It’ll be funnier when he watches, and can’t figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.
How to bring back profitability to local news
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
“Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend”
Goth Local News: “But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story…”
“A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all.”


















