lulz
I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?
10/10
If he dies facing no consequences for his actions that would be sad…
If it’s a choice between the two, sure.
But let’s play the odds here.
I’d be okay with it. The dying part is what matters.
I mean, he def deserves to die. But we all know that wouldnt solve the problems… right??
Right, although it would create problems for the cult. Either way, it would be a good thing.
He will sadly not face any consequences either way (unless hell is real). So hoping that MAGAts will tear themselves apart after his death is our only option.
I’m at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.
lulz
I dunno, my interest in this subject has been very high for years and years.
Not so fun but interesting fact. The folks peddling this thing also desecrated human corpses, can’t remember if this is one of them or if this one just used animal remains. If it’s just the animal it’s neet if not then it’s from a pillaged native site.
Die, you horrible fucker.
I pray he doesn’t. I pray he suffers a debilitating stroke, that he wastes away in a chair, refusing to step down or stop taking press conferences. I pray he suffers tremors, and delirium, slurred and broken speech, visibly decaying.
I want his followers to see him as the pathetic husk that he is. I want him to live decades in that chair, I want him to have endless trials in that chair. Death is the easy way out.
“No John, you’re wrong. Dying is worse. Because, well, it is. Isn’t it?”
This reminded me of my favourite scene in Luther. I think dying is worse too. Once he’s dead, it’s over. We get so caught up in wanting to see justice, but is there no greater justice than death? The desire to see him suffer is coming from a place of anger, hate, and malice. Not justice. It’s gaudy. It also gives him the opportunity to live. Why would you give him that gift? Death is final.
I used to hear about Charlie Kirk all the time, from local conservatives, but not so much anymore. I don’t think there’s any way to look at it, other than death being the ultimate punishment. He didn’t get to be a big martyr icon, he was in the news and left behind. Dying presents a golden opportunity that should not be taken for granted, no more speaking.
Finally, I just want to say this, one who wishes to see suffering and pain, is one who wishes to create martyrdom. And I don’t want that.
Charlie Kirk is absolutely still talked about by the right, and it absolutely has undertones of martyrdom.
It’s not about justice, it’s about breaking the spell. It’s about destroying the ridiculous, yet widespread, picture of him as a charismatic strongman. If he just dies, his devotees can hold onto that image, and carry the enthusiasm to the next one. If he withers away pathetically over years, the magic of the movement leaks away, and the cult may awkwardly wither with him.
But more importantly, the people behind him pulling the strings will be able to get away with much worse if obedient JD fills his seat. The saving grace of Trump’s incompetence is his tendency to screw up the plan given by his puppeteers. His buffoonery is currently the most effective factor in slowing Project 2025.
it absolutely has undertones of martyrdom
Some, such as his grifter wife, are pushing that narrative hard, but mainly he’s just not being discussed as much. For many others on the right, his znti-zionism runs against their desired narrative (even if it was coming from antisemitism rather than from basic human decency).
This is a needless argument as we’re arguing hypotheticals. It can be boiled down to, you would rather Trump live and risk whatever the consequences of that. I would rather not see that. Ça va. Cheers! Blessing unto you and your family.
I think the consequences of Trump dying are worse than the consequences of him living. As I said, the next in line would likely make fewer mistakes in implementing terrible policy. His administration has control for the next 2+ years either way, he does more damage to their platform through his incompetence than his replacement would.
1,000 times this. Rot in hell.
Fingers crossed.
big party?
The biglyest!
No one’s ever seen a party like this.
Folks are saying it’s going to be the best party. I think it’s going to be beautiful.
I’ll bring the fucking hamburders and Mcnuggets!
You probably wouldn’t expect someone to read this pronounced like “Biggel yeast,” but I did exactly that!
Last one we’ll put his name on
Yuge!
I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.
If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.
Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.
Exactly.
As weird as it is to say, Trumps unpredictability, irrationality, and penchant for reacting without thinking, have probably mitigated more damage than its caused.
When you get Vance in there, Who is capable of self control, who has the pressure of the money masters on him to do X… I think things would genuinely get much worse under him. Especially since he’d also be struggling to reign in control of the cult of trump and direct them usefully… Possibly by declaring that liberals were responsible for Trumps death, and inciting extreme violence as a result to distract from his own weakness.
I do think it will improve under vance. He is far more likely to listen to advisors. And far less likely to start a war to distract from him being in the Epstien files.
Van would be wholly submissive to his masters. The same masters that try to control trump, but often fail due to Trumps own inbuilt idiocy.
But they don’t have the support that Trump does. That blind cult loyalty.
Trump can be replaced immediately by any hack TV personality. That Hercules guy, for example…
Or anyone with solid name recognition, like Bezos. It’s a really big deal for the stupid, and the stupid are most of the registered voters, after all.
No, bezos is too smart for that crowd. They want to feel equal to. They want someone as stupid as them, so that when he calls someone stupid with no basis, they feel validated calling anyone left of them stupid as well.
or they can just say the liberals did it, and the cult wont care whose in charge, because blood and vengeance will be on their minds instead.
People are going to be worshipping Trump like a god after he dies. There’s no replacing that.
I think JD is still likely to be puppeted by a consortium of evil, but he may also be beholden to a smaller subset of evil masters than DT. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not
Eh. They can’t tell Trump what to do, only nudge and manipulate. Trump has to think it’s his idea.
Vance will do as he’s told.
Don’t bet on it. Thiel’s a madman, and he owns Vance.
But even thiel doesn’t care as much about trivial things like awards and flattery the same way trump does.
If there is a civil war, I hope Trump lives long enough to prosecute it. I want my enemies to be wholly incompetent, it would save many innocent lives.
What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.
Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.
He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.
Does it help that he takes 10x the aspirin his doctor recommends?
Explain this. Starting with who. Vance, Thiel, or Trump?
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump, 79, told The Journal. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
So sad. Someone get that man a banana or ten.
Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his “race: political” wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.
And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.
Vance isn’t clever enough to manage that level of subterfuge.
But he is slimy enough to try.
He is definitely NOT fine.
Either he’s dead and he did NOT write this or he’s completely lost his mind.
He definitely didn’t write that. Its coherent even tho it’s crazy as fuck.
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There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.
I dunno, I think the pipe would get blocked by people shitting into it.
There’s no obvious place to shit.
DIE, YOU FUCK, DIE!!!
Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I’d much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically
Vance doesn’t have the cult behind him and certainly wouldn’t be daily headlines like Donald.
He’s way smarter though, at least rhetorically to the median electorate as a psychopath anyway. We all thought the same of Trump back in 2015 too.
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era, watch how suddenly they promote Vance or some other shithead
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era
Vance is already Theil’s puppet. Has been since before he was nominated to run with Trump.
Smarter than Trump isn’t exactly a high bar. Without the threat of the redhats behind him, he’ll be toothless. If just billionaire backing was enough the republicans would have been god emperors of the earth forty years ago.
I think red hats will follow whatever bait billionaires dangle in front of them. It only takes a little meeting among the puppeteers to decide whom to start promoting, and then they’ll all fall in line like good little pawns. They fall for it every single time, this much I know. If they can fall for Bush Jr., for Trump, then the next person will be no different. In fact, they’ll just go, “You guys said Trump was a clown with the bronzer! Look how refined and sophisticated JD Vance is! He’s even a pretty good debater and just speaks facts that you don’t like!”
You vastly underestimate the hold Trump has over them. No one could take his place for them. They’re the ones voting only Trump the last election.
No. I hope he lives until 2027 and J. D. Vance’s vice presidential pick has to be confirmed by a Democratic Senate.
No. It’d be better to have him die before the midterms and have vance replace him just before Vance is tossed. The sooner he’s dead, the better.
He can do a lot of damage between now and then
I’m amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He’s literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.
He’s a turd that just won’t flush.
The turd that hangs on and continually sexually assaults you.
It’s cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.
I’m suspicious about people that die with Easter. They might come back.
Oh man, that would be some solid proof God is a huge dick
As long as you tie his shoelaces together when buried, there won’t be any risk of zombie trump…
It would be the most popular thing he ever did.
Hell, even I’d support him on this one.
FACT
Hi approval rating would go up?
So he’ll be replaced with Vance? Not exactly something to look forward to, either.
will anyone follow Vance though? That’s a chance I’d be willing to take
I’ve never really understood the attraction Pedolf has, he’s always been a vapid moron to me. Vance though? There’s no way he can hold this coalition of the worst of humanity together.
I hope you’re right, but I also don’t want to underestimate him.
The people in that orbit are greedy sociopaths who can only be kept in line through fear. Once he dies, the fear vanishes and they’ll turn on each other so fucking quickly.
I can’t wait for it.
Once Kim Il Sung dies the fear vanishes and they’ll turn on each other so fucking quickly.
That system was well set up for power passing to a hereditary successor. The U.S., not so much. Trump has no interest in laying the groundwork for a smooth transition for an eventual successor, because he cares too much about himself.
I’d argue that Trump has actively worked to make sure there’s no heir apparent to the magat throne, because an heir is a potential threat.
I’m not sure I follow?
The fear didn’t vanish with Kim Il Sung - he was followed by Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un.
I think its more likely they’ve already got plans in place to turn that horde against the left by trying to blame the “evil woke communist liberal socialists” for his death, to avoid the Oroborus…if at least temporarily.
Yeah, I don’t see Vance having the same pull, but then I thought it was a joke when Trump announced his bid for the presidency, so I don’t trust myself to understand what these people are thinking.
Mike Johnson is in line after Vance.
Until Vance appoints a VP, and it gets approved by the House and Senate.
If Donald has eaten his last cheeseburger, he’s better off to have done it now, because if it happened after the Midterms and Democrats manage to get a majority in the House, I bet they sit on the nomination and Vance just sits there, with the knowledge that he is all that is standing between us and President Hakeem Jeffries…
I have a feeling if Dems win in Nov the lame fuck shenanigans are going to destroy the nation.
Please please PLEASE prove me wrong.
The last thing we need is Jeffries.
The cure is the same regardless of the name of the Nazi.
The Vance Chance: being horrible without the rizz
God I hate these comments.
Do people really not understand the power Trump has over the narcissists that believe in him? You folks really think he’s “just a symptom” and not an engine? Goddamn…No one thinks everything will magically be fine when he dies, he’s made evident that the country is in need of fundamental repair, but for fuck’s sakes… How do some of you still not understand the singular force for evil that he’s been for decades?
Vance wouldn’t be much better, but he would certainly be less chaotic and ffs can you not let us be happy if Trump is dead? Let us have this one fucking thing after 10 years without pissing all over it. Fuck.
“Sure Hitler’s dead, but” shut the fuck up
I agree with you but, damn…
lol sorry
I def went too hard. I just get so frustrated with how some people seem to think character is a secondary consideration when it’s the difference between monsters and men, and this sentiment that Trump dying wouldn’t make a difference just sums it all up for me.
So should we not be hoping for his downfall? This statement seems pointless. If 2 evil men exist and one of them goes away to leave us just with 1 that’s still a positive thing isn’t it?
After what that J.D. Hamel guy did to the last pope I’d imagine he’s a person of interest. Hell, CK’s wife even called him an assassin.
Vance is soft and lucid. I wouldn’t be surprised if he resigned and disappeared right quick.
So then we’d have President Mike Johnson? Fucking great.
Well, on one upside, if Vance steps in before the midterms, he’d only be eligible for one presidential term afterward, instead of two.
Admittedly, it’s not a reason why he should take over now, but an added silver lining is always welcome.
The cure is the same for that disease, too. Preserving one Nazi from fear of the next is not the approach we need. Kill enough of them and they’ll eventually get the message.
Fuck that, Vance has the charisma of someone who fucks couches. The Nazi party can barely keep their shit together. Lets let have Vance give it a go.
I think that killing them all still wont get the message across.
An acceptable outcome nonetheless.
As soon as trumps heart stops someone will shoot JD Vance immediately. Then they will all scatter like rats. “what maga? Never heard of it”
Yes it is. No charisma JD can’t do the same shit Trump does.
